When I first read that Ree Drummond was writing a cookbook, I squealed with glee.
When I read that she was considering doing a book trip..not a book tour..I jumped up and down.
When I read that she was coming to Oklahoma City I squealed with glee, jumped up and down, and passed out. Twice.
I knew right away that Cory’s mom had to go with me. She was the first one to tell me about the pioneer woman. So I proceeded to beg, plead and constantly remind her that we HAD to go.
Cory brought the book home the day it came out.

I can’t even begin to tell you how much I love it. I’ve poured over it so many times. This woman can do anything.
She made a gorgeous cookbook with wonderful recipes, and the best part was that she made it so easy to follow. It’s not the least bit overwhelming and even though I constantly second guess myself when it comes to cooking I looked at most of the recipes and thought, “I can do this!”
But it’s more than a cookbook. It’s filled with beautiful images and stories of her family, the things that we have all come to love so much about her.
The woman has a way with words and pictures. I can’t even tell you how many days were so awful I barely felt like living, especially after having Otto. But on those days whenever she posted something new on her blog, life always felt better. I spent hours upon hours going through her archives and reading every thing over and over again, laughing and crying, so glad to have a friend.
So needless to say, meeting her was a dream come true.
My initial plan was to get there by 4:30pm, at least two hours before the signing officially started. But I forgot exactly what day it was, which isn’t surprising, when I agreed to work that evening. Instead of being there two hours early, I got there 30 minutes early. Which meant that we had a long wait ahead of us. I just had no idea how long.
The first thirty minutes went really well. Elliott was easily distracted and Otto was happy to ride along in the mei tai, plus Faith had stayed at home with Cory’s dad. She had to go to dance, see. And my date with Ree meant nothing to her. Five year olds can be so selfish.
At around the second hour mark, the whining started. That’s when I called Cory and begged him. It went something like this..
“My darling husband..love of my life..the one that makes me complete, would you please oh pretty please come get the boys so I can stand in line without having to scream at them to be patient and embarrass myself in front of these other 976 people?”
Him being the wonderful man he is, he came to the rescue. I had meant for my kids to be the thing that got me extra face time. Ree does love babies..and I happen to think mine are the cutest that have ever existed. But my sanity was more important at this moment, so I was more than happy to be rescued from having to threaten the possibility of never ever ever ever ever watching “Monster Vs. Aliens” again.
But to get down to the nitty gritty, we were in line a total of five hours.
I was actually encouraged by this thought because that meant Ree was taking the time to actually talk to everyone who came to see her. I would rather wait in line for five hours and get to actually visit with her than wait for an hour, get my book signed, and get sent along my merry way feeling unfulfilled.
My friend Kristin is amazing. That’s putting it lightly. Her husband still being overseas, she was forced..I mean blessed..with taking all three of her boys along with her. She survived and made her way to the front of the line. I would’ve definitely given up after the second hour. And it paid off.
Look here! That fourth picture down..that’s Kristin and the boys.
Waiting in line wasn’t all that terrible. Marlboro Man, as he’s affectionately known, was spotted several times. So were all four of Ree’s punks, her mom, Gaga (!!!), her sister Betsy, and her precious nephew Elliott. With two “t’s”, just like my Elliott.
I talked with Marlboro Man, her boys, and her sister. Her sister and I discussed how they needed a wine bar and babysitting service for everyone at the back of the line. We’re best friends now. Really we are.


Would you just look at how adorable that is?
They were so wonderful, just like I knew they would be. Marlboro Man was soft spoken and very very kind. I asked Bryce if it was weird for his mom to be getting all this attention. He looked down at the ground and mumbled a “Nah”. I love him dearly.
One thing I have to say, as I step on my soap box. I saw so many people taking pictures of her kids walking around. While I have a feeling she wouldn’t have minded it just wigged me out. I never take pictures of anyone unless I ask first. I think it’s disrespectful. Never mind the fact that Ree is famous now, it’s still weird, okay? We all know what they look like and we all know they were there. Is it really necessary for us to stick cameras in their faces and snap so furiously? Seriously. Okay…
The line moves far enough for us to actually enter the store. I know we’re getting close because I can see camera flashes going off. Then Kristin starts walking toward me. She assured me that the wait was worth it, but that it was the longest 4 1/2 hours of her life and that childbirth didn’t even last that long.
When we got close to see her Cory’s mom told me she had goosebumps. I was so glad I wasn’t the only one. And anyone who knows Jen, they know there’s only one color. And that color is blue. Guess what Ree was wearing. A beautiful blue blouse.
When the face to face time finally came I was so nervous I could barely talk. I kept stumbling over myself and tried to act cool, like I wasn’t jumping up and down like a giddy 5 year old on the inside.
Cory’s mom took the wheel. She told Ree that one of my pictures had gotten chosen recently. Ree knew exactly which one. She knew! Which means I didn’t dream it. She really did see it, and she really did love it. She actually told me in person. “I loved that one!” were her exact words. Then guess what else she said. “I almost picked that one as the winner.” Okay..I know she might tell everyone that but for her to tell me really meant so much to me. She also tacked on a “You’re a wonderful photographer.” I’m on cloud 983, and I may never come down.
If you read The Pioneer Woman and have ever wondered if she was really sincere, please know that she is. She’s a really beautiful person. Talking to her was like talking to someone I had known for years. Her whole family is so beautiful and so genuine. It was in my top 5 moments in life. The other four being marriage and my three children.

This is the picture I have to document the moment….

Note to self: The next time you meet your hero changing your camera to auto focus instead of manual might be a good idea. Especially if you’re handing your camera off to someone else to take the picture.
To be perfectly honest I’m not all that upset about it. It makes for a good story and it doesn’t change the fact that I was there with her, and Cory’s mom was there to share the moment with me.
Plus I have a feeling that we will meet again some day. We are both Okies after all.
I love living in this state, and I love The Pioneer Woman.
And that’s my story…